A Married Man's Guide to Christmas

This year’s funniest stocking stuffer!! This book is the howl of this year’s holiday season! Robert Henry reveals the truth about Christmas through the eyes of a typical married man. “Remember, it’s not how you celebrate the joyous season. It’s whether you are still alive, married, sleeping indoors, with a healthy prostate, and without a rap sheet on January 4th that counts.” Your husband will laugh out loud. Your dad will slap his knee and keel over (have CPR ready). And your co-worker will be stuck in the men’s room finishing every riotous page prior to reuse. Secret Santa priced, A Married Man’s Guide To Christmas is a must for every guy on your list who isn’t still riding a Big Wheel. Why have just a joyous season, when you can have a Christmas filled with laughs that don’t involve Uncle Herbert in a teddy? Irreverent, honest, and biodegradable, Robert Henry has captured the essence of the holiday season for all men in A Married Man’s Guide To Christmas. So grab it today for all the beleaguered males on your Xmas list! It’s as much fun as finding the Victoria’s Secret Christmas catalog before your wife gets home. Well, almost.