A list of Top 50 Whose Bottom(s) I'd Love To Smack Before I Smack George W. Bush's

May it be known that from now on, we irreverently consider our so-called leaders and “great” institutions our betes noires. May it be broadcast that no one, and we indeed mean no one, is off the hook when it comes to rants. May it be announced that rants are no longer privy to only the Lazlo Letters or Dennis Miller. May it be decreed that rants now take on a whole new approach: smacking bottom(s) with relish.

Thus spoke God unto Moses when he made a few alterations to his commandments. Even He has to rant with the times.