Cupid

David Bright is a boring man by his own admission, and he prefers to live life like a crossword puzzle. Everything changes for David the day the woman he loves disappears, and his love for her vanishes when she does. David finds someone new to love as quickly as blinking-or rather, she finds him-and his wounds all heal even before he thinks to feel. But this stroke of unwanted luck sets in motion a chain of events that finds David up against sexpot arrows, rats made of human memory-meat, and a genie too cool for any lamp. It all leads David to his one chance to choose: kill the world or ruin it, love or live. All this because Cupid is real, and he's a bigger loser than a baller wearing last summer's shoes, and because David is the only man in the world who gets to choose the heart destined to beat next to his own.