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Never Goose a Moose...And a Bunch of Other Things You Should Never Do!

 
 
Never Goose a Moose...And a Bunch of Other Things You Should Never Do!
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Never Goose a Moose...And a Bunch of Other Things You Should Never Do!

Here's a book full of sensible advice for young children ages 5-10, spiced with lots of nonsense and silliness in between. Never Goose a Moose...and a Bunch of Other Things You Should Never Do! is a collection of whimsical verse explaining twenty thought-provoking "never-do's" that children, and even some grownups, should beware of.  Among them, learn why you should never leave a bug in a jar in your room at night, or why you should never leave two strings alone together, why never to pick your nose without having some tissues nearby and why never to kiss a cow on the lips. Rhyme maker, Marc Kuhn, makes it all sound so laudable and laughable, accompanied with hilarious illustrations by the crafty pen of Lynda Mangoro. Read and enjoy! For sure, you'll never goose a moose. Well maybe once, just for laughs!

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Product Details:
Author: Marc Kuhn
Paperback: 44 pages
Publisher: BookSurge Publishing
Publication Date: November 20, 2009
Language: English
ISBN: 1439257655
Package Length: 8.1 inches
Package Width: 8.0 inches
Package Height: 0.2 inches
Package Weight: 0.05 pounds
Average Customer Rating: based on 5 reviews
 
 

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5Great for kids; Clever for adults  May 26, 2011
By Lynn HAskin
The nieces and nephews absolutely loved it -- and giggled a lot. It stimulated conversation as the kids asked questions. The "grownups" called it "really clever," "fun for kids," and "a hoot!" We like to give "educational" presents (rather than toys), and this book is a winner.

5What a fun discovery!  May 26, 2011
By Twas Brillig
I used to love Shel Silverstein's clever books, and of course the kids delighted in Dr. Seuss. Now I, and the grandchildren, adore "Never Goose a Moose" and its witty words to live by.

5My kids can't get enough of this book!  Mar 24, 2010
By C. Dunbar
They think it is hilarious, and my daughters 1st grade class agrees. I am ordering some more for her teachers.

5Fun & witty!  Jan 15, 2010
By Paula D.P.
This is a great book that you'll enjoy reading with your kids. We all loved it. The poems are cleverly written & the kids love the silliness. The Illustrations are a perfect accompaniment.

5Whimsical and Fun!  Dec 11, 2009
By Lee A. Mcvay "Florida Mom"
Fantastic book! The poems are clever and engaging. My children and I adore this book!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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