Nobody Move: A Comedy Screenplay

When the troubled meet the troublemakers… When grownups don’t grow up… Where the weak have to overcome… well… the fact that they’re weak… Michael Parks keeps handing out his business cards. It’s a great marketing tool, unless you happen to work for the Mafia, and because of it, your boss wants to kill you. In an uproarious adventure of kidnapping, deceit, espionage, sarcasm, wit, heart-warming honesty, flatulence and denial, Michael must join forces with his therapy group in a valiant and pathetic effort to save his life, the lives of his friends, and more importantly, his self-esteem. Nobody Move is a comedy about finding your place in life and knowing who you are, and better yet, who you are not. The dialogue is deeply witty, and the characters you can’t help but love – even the ones you wish you could hate. Co-dependents Anonymous meets the Mafia – You can’t reason with the irrational, and apparently, you can’t kill them either.