Pimp Scriptures: The Book of Byron

It's not to be taken literally AT ALL. It's a comedy. It mimics the Bible/Qur'an at times. Basically, "Weak Mike" married a stripper who dogged him and left. During his pity party, the "Pimp God" chose him to be a Prophet. This is his gospel/testament and the like. It can also be construed as a "how-to" guide for pimps & players.