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Such a Nice Guy

Strip an East Coast man in his forties of his marital obligations, transplant him into San Diego, and something funny happens. Enjoy 84 humorous anecdotes about relationships, love, sex, and lifestyles.

Excerpt from Such a Nice Guy - The Walk of Shame

I define this as the walk a woman takes from a man's residence to her car after a night of bumping nasties. Did this originate with the "Bridge of Sighs" in Venice? I sure hope not. After all, it doesn't come with a prison sentence. I find this walk hurtful (sniff) and I demand an apology on behalf of my scorned brothers.
   
Why is the walk shameful?
  • If the neighbors see you, they will think you're slutty.
  • You're wearing the same clothes from last night (with an assortment of new pulls, wrinkles, and stains).
  • Your sobriety has exposed my flaws.
When I leave a girl's house, I take the "walk of pride" because:
  • If the neighbors see me, they will think I'm stud-worthy, trustworthy, and responsible for all those funny noises they heard last night (except the sirens, usually).
  • My wearing the same clothes makes them more weathered looking, which is fashionable for dudes.
  • You're beautiful and my leaving after sunrise proves you're not a vampire.
I will submit a Proposition P to have it renamed the "walk of pride" in the next election. In the meantime, you can park closer, leave before sunrise, dress like a meter maid, or drive a UPS truck.

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Product Details:
Author: Phil Torcivia
Paperback: 348 pages
Publisher: BookSurge Publishing
Publication Date: October 16, 2009
Language: English
ISBN: 1439255296
Product Width: 199.75 centimeters
Product Height: 131.0 centimeters
Product Weight: 0.8 pounds
Package Length: 8.0 inches
Package Width: 5.2 inches
Package Height: 0.8 inches
Package Weight: 0.8 pounds
Average Customer Rating: based on 27 reviews
 
 

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Average Customer Review:4.5 ( 27 customer reviews )
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8 of 9 found the following review helpful:

5Hilarious!  Nov 08, 2009
By Cassie Mae
I absolutely loved this book from the first line! It is hilarious. No wonder the author's friends told him he should write a book. I wish I could meet this author. He must be a riot to hang out with.

The book talks about all different situations. If you are a man reading this you may find yourself in the same predicaments and agree with the way the author thinks. It's fun to see where most men's minds are and where most women's minds are. It's very refreshing to learn what the men are truly thinking!

I highly recommend this book to anyone who wants to laugh and learn more about men--from a man's point of view.

2 of 2 found the following review helpful:

5Unusual insights into male and female dating motivations and habits.  Nov 18, 2009
By Blue Cobia "Reader"
Such a Nice Guy by Phil Torcivia presents a series of short stories and philosophical ramblings about men and women from a distinctively male/ male's view point of a females view. His stories are sometimes personal reflections, sometimes stories told to him or observed/overheard from others. Often they are astute observations of the world around him. However sometimes they are blatant fabrications which may also be accurate depictions of some people's world.

The common thread is that they are all humorous and shed much accurate insight into the workings of one man's mind and the male mind in general. It is a very easy book to read and you can pick it up and start reading anywhere in the book and find fun and enjoyment.

The book provides unusual insights into male and female dating motivations and habits. Although the stories center on a rather narrow part of society (middle aged people that go to bars) many of the insights apply to men and women throughout society. I recommend that you read this book with an open mind and a willingness to laugh at the world around you.

1 of 1 found the following review helpful:

5Hilarious from Start to Finish  Jul 09, 2010
By Kristina de la Cal
Few things seem to perplex heterosexual women more than the minds of men. Thanks to differences in the wiring of the brain as well as variations in social conditioning, men and women tend to perceive some things in remarkably different ways. Dating is, of course, no exception, which is why both men and women so often complain about how challenging it can be to understand the wants and needs of the opposite sex.

Luckily, thanks to author Phil Torcivia, women now have a way to gain some insight into the minds of men while being thoroughly entertained in the process. In his book, Such a Nice Guy, Phil Torcivia offers one hilarious anecdote after the other about the dating adventures of a middle-aged, divorced man. Though he readily admits to having embellished the situations that he describes for dramatic effect, it seems fairly obvious that both his perspective and imagination hold some valuable clues about how men perceive dating, relationships, and the women that they encounter along the way.

Though he touches upon a few subjects that are typically of a serious nature, such as infidelity, dissatisfying relationships, and emotional baggage, Torcivia puts such a humorous spin on each of them that his approach is sure to leave you tickled, if not laughing out loud altogether. Many of the stories in the book offer as much enlightenment as they do entertainment value. One such example can be found in a chapter titled, "If You Love Him, Leave for Him", wherein Torcivia makes a good case for why it is important to recognize when a relationship has run its course and to avoid staying with a partner for all the wrong reasons.

Another memorable and amusing chapter in Torcivia's book is titled "How Do I Work You?" in which he makes a comical request for women to assist the men that they date by preparing instruction manuals that highlight their unique operating styles and tastes. In between insightful tidbits about how men think and what they want from women, Torcivia also includes a few stories that reveal quite a bit about his own personality and some of the things that make him tick, which I imagine can work both for and against him if any of his future dating candidates happen to have read his book.

I honestly can't think of anything that I didn't like about Such a Nice Guy. It was a funny and informative glimpse into the minds of men that kept me highly entertained and allowed me to look at some common dating situations in a new, more comical light. While it is undoubtedly an entertaining read for both genders, I think women definitely stand to gain some valuable insights from this book. If you get a chance to pick up a copy of Such a Nice Guy, I highly recommend you do so.

1 of 1 found the following review helpful:

4A good light read  Dec 07, 2009
By D. McFarland
Mr. Torcivia has produced a collection of short studies on the life and times of a post forty divorced male. The pieces are of a humorous bent but he does veer serious at times.

I found several of his stories to be quite funny and one or two to be thought provoking. However, this is not a heavy weight book. The author will go for the laugh every time.

He works hard at trying to portray the problems of a basically nice fellow who still wants to enjoy the company of women. At times he works a little too hard in my opinion. He also occasionally falls into the gap between tasteful and outrageous.

But all in all it was a fun book, a quick read and you do not come away with any sense of time wasted. I would recommend it for light reading or a gift for a guy who reads. One note of warning some may feel that the author leans a bit toward homophobia. I read it as locker room humor myself, but I would avoid passing it on to someone who might be twitchy about that sort of thing.



3 of 4 found the following review helpful:

5Astounding...page turner that will keep you laughing and learning...  Nov 13, 2009
By Jeanie Herold
This book is extremely well written. An easy read that will keep you turning the pages and you will end up finishing it in one sitting. For the guys...you will be histerical through it all and be talking about it while passing the book around to your buddies. For the gals...you will be histerical, a little bit shocked, maybe angry, but have learned a lot about how the male mind of a nice guy really works. And if we are honest with ourselves...he is pretty much on the mark with his portrayal of both men and women, equally fair in the comedy of relationships. The different reactions will fall upon the fact that men laugh easier at reality than most women. In fact, I believe this author gives one of the most..'it is what it is' outlooks on relationships, marriage and dating than most books out there on this subject.
It is funny, shocking, eye opening, and real. It's a story about life. To put the book down and not finish it because you are put off by a few of the realities portrayed in some of the chapters is a mistake. If you take the time to read what the author is really relaying you will find he is actually not only nice, but considerate and has offered a realistic view of exactly what a nice guy is all about. There is no perfect out there and it is so much more fun to see the humor of it all than it is to pretend the truths portrayed about guys dont exists!! Hopefully all will see the incredible humor and maybe learn how to have a better relationship with your significant other by understanding them better and accepting that MEN!!...they will be what they will be... :-)! And we love them anyway!!!
Well done, Phil! A+++++


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