The Big Book of Slang and Other Obscure Nonsense: Musings of an Eccentric Kid

Go ahead. You’ve gone this far. Buy the book! You know you want to! It’s calling you! You are eccentric like me and want to know cool stuff about just about everything. Does your mind wander when you’re bored to funny or bizarre stuff you picked up somewhere? Hey, Me too! Do you Want to know how to make bubblegum, talk like a pirate or find cool slang to impress and confuse your friends? Personally confusion is way more fun! Want to know where underwear comes from or why corn cobs make lousy toilet paper? Maybe you just want to know 20 ways to tell someone they are annoying or a new way to tell that hot girl or guy you really really like them. Well, if you are cool or just want to be, then take a gander. I know, I know, what the heck is a gander? So, buy the book and find out. You won’t be bored!